Things to do in a shop

me_deeplovedepp · Trimis: 30/04/2007 20:50 Titlul subiectului: Things to do in a shop

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1. )Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
2.) Set all the alarm clocks in shops to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
4.) Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.) Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.) Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose
9.) While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
10.). Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
11.). When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO...It's those voices again!!!"
12.). Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
13). Hide in the freezer then when someone opens it pass them a bag of peas and say I recomend these! then shut the door again.
14). Sit on the floor surrounded by food and then explain to people as they pass by your havin a picnic then invitw them to join you. View High Resolution